Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Jobs Are For Sale

We live in a country of 1.2 billion, the second highest population in the world. But we placed our self first in highest number of engineering graduates producing every year.Talking about "Mechanical Engineering", the so called  mother of engineering, the ever green branch ...bla bla bla ....arrghhh !!! Come to the real world. If you are not from any of the IITs, if u couldn't cleared the GATE exam with an astounding score you may not be eligible for any good core company in India, but every company needs experience or reference, I want to crush the f*cking H.R's head at that time when they ask for experience. From where the hell I would get experience when everybody is asking for the same ? And reference, You need a good jack to get a job in the company.Now go research on your relatives' job profiles. If anybody wants to approach the H.R directly, even the security guard at the office gate will not let you enter after listen the word 'direct approach'. My friend had faced such an incident, He got an address of a mechanical company in Gurgaon from a consultancy company based in Noida, They just demanded 25K for a job of a Quality Engineer of 12k/Month Salary . Yeah! it is a very fair deal if you are getting a job in a core mechanical company with in this price. Initially they thought if they directly go to the company they may save quarter of a lac, When they ask the security guard in the entrance that they are looking for the H.R as the company has vacancies. The guard asked them "from which consultancy" , unfortunately they used the word smartly "we came directly". Guard said "come later, the H.R is not in the office right now". You can imagine that,  from the security guard to the H.R, everybody is sold. Some good companies have higher bribe rates. Renowned automobile companies bribe rates varies from 70K to 1.5 lac, and if  you want job in PSUs then u have to invest much more 5-8 lac . "(*Bribe rates may rise without any prior notification )". I got the overall idea of the bribe rates investigating through the system and approaching some trusted sources. Actually that's how our country is running. When you are giving bribe in your most needy time for the job, automatically it comes to your mind while helping another person to get a job in your  company to put a price tag on your help. So how can we blame them who are taking bribe to get you a job. You gonna do the same when you'll reach there. 
So the key elements you needed to get a good job with a handsome salary in Mechanical is 
# If you are passed out from any IIT.
#If you had cleared GATE with a eye-catching score.
#Perhaps Merchant Navy is still open for Graduate Mechanical Engineers with a very handsome salary but you know the terms and conditions. 
#Or f*ck mechanical , Take admission in MBA or go to other sector.